The Grand Realm of Aevana is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Chosen One with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, avant-garde cinema, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 19.646 billion Aevanans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ashmore. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Aevanan economy, worth a remarkable 4,139 trillion credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 210,729 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The key to a long musical career is government contracts, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, they say that Aevanans made a dessert and called it peace, and diplomats miss flights while wandering Ashmore Airport's endless art maze. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aevana's national animal is the Emperor penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Church of Aevana.

Aevana is ranked 332,046^th in the world and 1,409^th in Europeia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.