The Free Land of Akeland is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by a benevolent artificial intelligence with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.396 billion Akelandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parankuu. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Akelandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,752 trillion Elekas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 203,118 Elekas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sweat stains are proof of political acumen, lavish state dinners in Parankuu are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime is totally unknown. Akeland's national animal is the slowworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Akeland is ranked 301,926^th in the world and 1,338^th in Europeia for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -396.84 on the Hayek Index.