The Free Land of Akeland is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by a benevolent artificial intelligence with a fair hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.003 billion Akelandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parankuu. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Akelandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,963 trillion Elekas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 206,803 Elekas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, and the horniness of the great-horned slowworm is considered a national priority. Crime is totally unknown. Akeland's national animal is the slowworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Akeland is ranked 44,811^th in the world and 151^st in Europeia for Nudest, with 209.25 cheeks per square mile.