The Undoubtedly SCARIEST Nation of Krinenia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Daimzi Elisa Sentura with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.399 billion Krinenis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krilyfokra. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Krineni economy, worth 898 trillion Teril Ŧs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,448 Teril Ŧs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, today's secret ingredients are blood, sweat, and tears, and a law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krinenia's national animal is the Krineni Black Marlin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Daimzielisasenturaism.

Krinenia is ranked 188,985^th in the world and 911^th in Europeia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 755.22 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.