The Republic's President of SkyGreen is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by SkyGreen with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.001 billion SkyGreenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SkyGreen City. The average income tax rate is 31.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped SkyGreenian economy, worth 141 trillion coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Pizza Delivery, Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 35,322 coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, and the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots. Crime is totally unknown. SkyGreen's national animal is the dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

SkyGreen is ranked 36,752^nd in the world and 322^nd in Europeia for Nicest Citizens, with 18.34 average smiles per day.