The Security Officer of JayDee II is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by JayDee with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 18.538 billion JayDeeses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mourta. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong JayDee IIian economy, worth 735 trillion Florins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,673 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, and windows in Mourta don't have much of a view. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JayDee II's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is JayDee.

JayDee II is ranked 322,972^nd in the world and 1,384^th in Europeia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -11.52 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.