The Benevolent Dictatorship of Caleban is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Mei Aihara with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 8.819 billion Calebanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morikyo. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Calebanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,249 trillion Calebanian Yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,706 Calebanian Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, Calebanians seem to be catching more chills, scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space, and atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caleban's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Shinto.

Caleban is ranked 67,392^nd in the world and 367^th in Europeia for Most Income Equality, scoring 52.26 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.