The Rapping Sensation of PhDre is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Fat Booty with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 14.312 billion PhDreans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pha. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.7%.

The frighteningly efficient PhDrean economy, worth a remarkable 1,435 trillion doughs a year, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 100,277 doughs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 657,703 per year while the poor average 5,986, a ratio of 109 to 1.

People think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, and there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PhDre's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

PhDre is ranked 133,285^th in the world and 371^st in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 99.84881109672 days.