The Kingdom of Faindor is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7 million Faindorians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The powerhouse Faindorian economy, worth 584 billion Mirians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 83,414 Mirians, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 345,386 per year while the poor average 13,220, a ratio of 26.1 to 1.

Hundreds of Brasilistani pirates are sent forcibly to Davy Jones' locker, many in Faindor are born in the purple, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon, and crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Faindor's national animal is the Silver Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Faindor is ranked 188,056^th in the world and 894^th in Europeia for Most Secular, with 16.38 Atheism Rate.