The Most Serene Republic of Thimkhang is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 264 million Thimkhangians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsanggyal. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The all-consuming Thimkhangian economy, worth 26.7 trillion Druks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 101,087 Druks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 365,554 per year while the poor average 19,949, a ratio of 18.3 to 1.

Political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne, relationship guidance consists of "lie back and think of Thimkhang", seafood restaurants regularly receive complaints that the food is still moving, and beatboxing has replaced the 'Wilhelm scream' as the nation's most popular sound effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Thimkhang's national animal is the Gyalpo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thimkhang is ranked 304,592^nd in the world and 1,402^nd in Europeia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 4.62 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.