The World World Census

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Element of Surprise	Anarchy	“Didn't see that coming.”
2.	The N-Space Compression of Luna Amore	Benevolent Dictatorship	“If there were a premium to be paid on bad ideas, I'd want drilling rights to your head.”
3.	The Victorian Silurian World of Madame Vastra	Anarchy	“Girls Having Fun”
4.	The Floob-Boober-Bab-Boober-Bubs of On Beyond Zebra	Anarchy	“My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends!”
5.	The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of Isla de Yoshi	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Yoshi! ”
6.	The Little Queendom of The Pink Dalek	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Seeking, Locating & Exterminating with my Mummy!”
7.	The Thievery of Alice Parker	Anarchy	“Sometimes bad guys are the only good guys you get.”
8.	The Republic of Neptune	Anarchy	“Space: One of the Latter Frontiers”
9.	The State of Malgetaec	Anarchy	“There is no LOGIC to FAITH”
10.	The State of Laos State	Anarchy	“Digging”