The World World Census

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan	Anarchy	“Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining”
2.	The Element of Surprise	Anarchy	“Didn't see that coming.”
3.	The Magnificent Desolation of Luna Amore	Benevolent Dictatorship	“Anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time.”
4.	The Grand Imperium of Divinity of Mexican Liberation	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Kyrie,da imperio de astra nostra libertas et aequalitas”
5.	The Free Land of Port Myreal	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Loosen up a bit, be positive, have some fun”
6.	The Victorian Silurian World of Madame Vastra	Anarchy	“Girls Having Fun”
7.	The Guild of Noble Nannies of Dread Nanny Roberts	Anarchy	“Beware of my Au Pairs”
8.	The Floob-Boober-Bab-Boober-Bubs of On Beyond Zebra	Anarchy	“My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends!”
9.	The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of Isla de Yoshi	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Yoshi! ”
10.	The Little Queendom of The Pink Dalek	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Seeking, Locating & Exterminating with my Mummy!”