The World World Census

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Element of Surprise	Anarchy	“Didn't see that coming.”
2.	The N-Space Compression of Luna Amore	Benevolent Dictatorship	“If there were a premium to be paid on bad ideas, I'd want drilling rights to your head.”
3.	The Free Land of Port Myreal	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Loosen up a bit, be positive, have some fun”
4.	The Victorian Silurian World of Madame Vastra	Anarchy	“Girls Having Fun”
5.	The Guild of Noble Nannies of Dread Nanny Roberts	Anarchy	“Beware of my Au Pairs”
6.	The Floob-Boober-Bab-Boober-Bubs of On Beyond Zebra	Anarchy	“My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends!”
7.	The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of Isla de Yoshi	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Yoshi! ”
8.	The Little Queendom of The Pink Dalek	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Seeking, Locating & Exterminating with my Mummy!”
9.	The Barely Functional Coalition of Rettiton	Anarchy	“A Free Life• (actual experience may vary)”
10.	The Kaleidoscope World of A Carousel Pony	Anarchy	“Riding along on a carousel, will I catch up to you?”