The Euro Politics Senior Home of King HEM is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by HEM Tiberius with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 42.159 billion Europeians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Legionaires. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 5,604 trillion euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,927 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers, the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone, nations that kill a Europeian can expect a strongly worded letter, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. King HEM's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

King HEM is ranked 24,109^th in the world and 195^th in Europeia for Most Developed, scoring 85.79 on the Human Development Index.