The Kingdom of Estingberg is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Felixson Emil with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 9.661 billion Estings are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volonia. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Estingbergian economy, worth a remarkable 1,909 trillion Gunineas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 197,670 Gunineas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, homophobia is off the menu, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estingberg's national animal is the Feline, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Northern Orthodoxy.

Estingberg is ranked 88,005^th in the world and 236^th in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 240.98669993508 days.