Most Valuable International Artwork: 205thRudest Citizens: 242ndMost Influential: 290th
The Stimulated Nation of
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Caffeinated

Population4.666 billion

CapitalThe City That Never Sleeps
LeaderRandom Joe
FaithNone but drinking decaf is a sin

CurrencyCappuccino Coinz
AnimalWalking Coffee Plant

The Stimulated Nation of Caffeinated is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Random Joe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.666 billion Caffeinatedians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City That Never Sleeps. The average income tax rate is 9.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caffeinatedian economy, worth a remarkable 1,385 trillion Cappuccino Coinzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 297,033 Cappuccino Coinzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites, the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted, and kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Caffeinated's national animal is the Walking Coffee Plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None but drinking decaf is a sin.

Caffeinated is ranked 36,452nd in the world and 118th in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 787.41316272192 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 205thRudest Citizens: 242ndMost Influential: 290thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 377thMost Secular: 515thFattest Citizens: 538thMost Avoided: 558thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 621stHighest Disposable Incomes: 823rdMost Efficient Economies: 843rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 845thLargest Retail Industry: 1,033rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,035thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,163rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,421stHighest Crime Rates: 1,665thSmartest Citizens: 1,957thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,004thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,011thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,085thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,230thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,249thHighest Average Incomes: 2,376thMost Armed: 2,478thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,618thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,629thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,113thMost Inclusive: 4,018thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,530thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,420thLargest Governments: 7,311thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,070thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,718thNudest: 11,472ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,048thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 13,260thHighest Economic Output: 14,672ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,735thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,069thHighest Drug Use: 22,395thLargest Black Market: 25,019th
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 21st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 21st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionMost Politically Free: 40th in the regionNudest: 48th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 48th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 55th in the regionLargest Black Market: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 63rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 69th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 76th in the regionLargest Governments: 82nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 84th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 87th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 90th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 102nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up.
  • : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted.
  • : Caffeinated endorsed The Republic of Nilao.
  • : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
  • : Caffeinated was endorsed by The Republic of Nilao.
  • : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Caffeinated voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".
  • : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, Random Joe is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
  • : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories.
  • : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 111 » Le Libertia, Mancheseva City, Pirataria, Raghallaigh, Eloscape, Voxum Mortalum, Lethen, Samuelstani, Havenwelle, Free Rosabell, Emastalia, Gabingston, Cortlandt Manor, Arvigiel, Polgaria, Acapais, Zakanda, Trackeendy, Poquaoi, Akeland, SETTLEMENT OF DREAMS, Dat Countreh, Precisely Nothing, United Kingdoms of Redania, Beriwen, The Lost Men, Mediocrea, Gooblaria, Koroniti, Coloamerica, Brickfield, Caleban, Tital Mania, Paulotzia, Almendron, Kingdom of Stargard, West Wirral, Scaletta, Katkasistan, Bursken, Penlopa, Algazzio, Royal Alchemia, Barcelona and Girona, Geektopia, Ganud, Pland Adanna, Poulton-with-Fearnhead, Deliber, Dark Edgyness, and 61 others.P0ptr0pica, Tarkovinia, Prov, Greatnessity City, The Zombay, New Mercia and Helena, The Tugboat Complex, United-Marrshmallows, GraVandius, Cato2, Spartacistan, Turpotia, Thaumania, Astrellan, Gemeinschaftsland, Verd Midis, Geitstan, Lastoina, Stefoland, Skyhawk Clan, Myotatunto, Dirauti, Salomini, Land of Bobtopia, Woodleland, New TheopinCroterlandon, Old Aweic Wirs, Possibly this, Estingberg, Cutias, Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth, Freeeee, Siburian, Tetchuan, Waluigi Park, Zecklandia, Unidoria, Selgary, The Militarist States of America, New Fenyr, Enuroland, South Parter, Dead Warrior Daddy, Thice Frostalt, Vilarand, Murden, Kurvix, Turks and Francs, Nairatania, Atlas-Preussen, Noxxus Chrome, Votokia, Rutherfordstan, Maowi, Saturnia Tellus, Mentalin, Greater Rubisland, Sanjurika, Aevana, Gaudosia, and Nilao.

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