The Glorious Kleptocracy of EliOhCrap is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.366 billion Elioans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Moon. The average income tax rate is 60.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Elioan economy, worth 44.7 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 32,738 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, government-sanctioned speed mating is rife with Party-sanctioned abuse of power, the nation is completely gun-free, and EliOhCrap has designated Bright Moon as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EliOhCrap's national animal is the Little Elio, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

EliOhCrap is ranked 10,402^nd in the world and 134^th in Europeia for Safest, scoring 119.21 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.