The Europeian Empire of Foril is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor of the Forilians with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.786 billion Forilians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toronstaadt. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Forilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,001 trillion sokołies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 209,250 sokołies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, government employees from Foril dominate international lumberjack competitions, and people make a career out of medical voyeurism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Foril's national animal is the alien, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is banned from existence.

Foril is ranked 48,138^th in the world and 138^th in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 647.293162121 days.