The Dictatorship of Babyloniase is a small, genial nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 26 million Babyloniaseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 15.8%.

The Babyloniasean economy, worth 1.33 trillion Babylonian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 51,340 Babylonian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, organ donation is compulsory, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Babyloniase's national animal is the Troll, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Babyloniase is ranked 193,446^th in the world and 1,008^th in Europeia for Smartest Citizens, with 25.01 quips per hour.