The Leadership of Jadee Main is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the Honourable Phee Mitchgate with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 2.613 billion Jadeeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ponderosa. The average income tax rate is 15.7%.

The very strong Jadeean economy, worth 166 trillion bicks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 63,896 bicks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

For 25 bicks tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy, press conferences always end with standing ovations and rapturous applause, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad, and suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jadee Main's national animal is the Cardboard Quenda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jadee Main is ranked 88,986^th in the world and 670^th in Europeia for Nicest Citizens, with 14.64 average smiles per day.