The Crystal leth dealing cabal of Lethen is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Malcolm Mason with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 43.927 billion Lethenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arnhelm. The average income tax rate is 2.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lethenian economy, worth an astonishing 10,449 trillion Golden Farbs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 237,875 Golden Farbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government snoops on private internet connections, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, compass sales have gone south, and the government is plagued with uncertainty. Crime is totally unknown. Lethen's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Masonic love fest.

Lethen is ranked 331,635^th in the world and 1,427^th in Europeia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -35.78 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.