The Federation of Aryoti is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Alexey Korohnikov with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.055 billion Aryotians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aryoti City. The average income tax rate is 70.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Aryotian economy, worth 443 trillion Aryotan Rukoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 145,266 Aryotan Rukoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Aryotian Liberator", military pistols are more secure than the national treasury, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, and disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aryoti's national animal is the Eurasian Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Aryoti is ranked 25,873^rd in the world and 260^th in Europeia for Nicest Citizens, with 20.42 average smiles per day.