Most Ignorant Citizens: 112thMost Devout: 140thMost Primitive: 149th
The GENERALLY HONOURABLE NATION of
Iron Fist Consumerists
DRAGON ENERGY
some dude named jeff
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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ROM

Population22.891 billion

Capitalan abandoned warehouse
Leadersome dude named jeff
Faithdragon worshippers

CurrencySteak
AnimalDragon

The GENERALLY HONOURABLE NATION of ROM is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by some dude named jeff with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, fear of technology, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.891 billion Stans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of an abandoned warehouse. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient ROMian economy, worth a remarkable 8,131 trillion Steaks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 355,236 Steaks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

ROM is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, a full moon at night lets economists sleep tight, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, and a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. ROM's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is dragon worshippers.

ROM is ranked 6,073rd in the world and 291st in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 111.44 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 112thMost Devout: 140thMost Primitive: 149thLargest Mining Sector: 224thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 233rdLargest Black Market: 258thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 316thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 395thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 414thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 429thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 480thMost Corrupt Governments: 511thMost Valuable International Artwork: 649thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 714thFattest Citizens: 1,055thMost Avoided: 1,097thHighest Economic Output: 1,332ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,627thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,739thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,143rdLargest Gambling Industry: 2,553rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,845thTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,249thLargest Governments: 3,604thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,870thNudest: 4,214thRudest Citizens: 5,761stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,827thLowest Crime Rates: 6,073rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,213thMost Efficient Economies: 8,554thMost Conservative: 11,035thMost Influential: 11,254thLargest Populations: 11,444thMost Authoritarian: 14,814thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,575thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,664thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,583rd
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Largest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 27th in the regionMost Avoided: 33rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 33rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 38th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 39th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 56th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 58th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 69th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 70th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 84th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 90th in the regionMost Patriotic: 102nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 151st in the regionLargest Governments: 164th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 179th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 181st in the regionLargest Populations: 203rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 207th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 291st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 321st in the regionMost Conservative: 326th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 439th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 576th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 584th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ROM, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true.
  • : Following new legislation in ROM, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing.
  • : Following new legislation in ROM, a full moon at night lets economists sleep tight.
  • : Following new legislation in ROM, ROM is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in ROM, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes.
  • : Following new legislation in ROM, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun.
  • : Following new legislation in ROM, religious classes are compulsory for all school students.
  • : Following new legislation in ROM, the Dragon stadiums are open 24/7.
  • : Following new legislation in ROM, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in ROM, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.

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