The Principality of Tsadand Grus is a very large, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and digital currency. The compassionate, cynical population of 444 million Tsadand Grusians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 56.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Tsadand Grusian economy, worth 31.8 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,517 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, smoking is banned in public areas, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', and factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsadand Grus's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tsadand Grus is ranked 165,806^th in the world and 814^th in Europeia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 550.95 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.