The Republic of Orphan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Reddy The Great with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed population of 1.634 billion Orphanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delhi. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Orphanian economy, worth 211 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,436 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

90% of active duty OAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, Reddy The Great's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away, and political shows are fit for purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orphan's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Orphan is ranked 290,221^st in the world and 1,231^st in Europeia for Nicest Citizens, with 1.69 average smiles per day.