Most Influential: 57thLeast Corrupt Governments: 613thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,046th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Slava Ukraini!
Volodymyr Zelenskyy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population18.324 billion

CapitalEloscape City
LeaderVolodymyr Zelenskyy

AnimalBrass Balloons of Zelensky

The Empire of Eloscape is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Volodymyr Zelenskyy with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.324 billion Ukrainians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eloscape City. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ukrainian economy, worth a remarkable 3,063 trillion Cookies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,158 Cookies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The cancellation of "The Real Vixens of Eloscape City" has been described as a real blow for entertainment, opening a bad email attachment can be a major felony, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime is totally unknown. Eloscape's national animal is the Brass Balloons of Zelensky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Eloscape is ranked 267,167th in the world and 957th in Europeia for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -25.65 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 57thLeast Corrupt Governments: 613thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,046thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,091stMost Secular: 1,096thHealthiest Citizens: 1,153rdMost Pacifist: 1,291stNicest Citizens: 1,332ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,412thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,627thHighest Food Quality: 1,665thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,674thMost Developed: 1,704thSafest: 1,711thMost Cultured: 1,774thBest Weather: 1,786thMost Inclusive: 2,346thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,370thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,893rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,935thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,056thSmartest Citizens: 3,288thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,185thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,873rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,645thHighest Economic Output: 5,659thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,178thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,439thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,184thLargest Governments: 10,229thHighest Average Incomes: 11,997thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,950thTop
Largest Populations: 14,443rdMost Efficient Economies: 15,114thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,420thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24,148thLowest Crime Rates: 24,603rdMost Patriotic: 26,464thHighest Drug Use: 26,881st
Most Influential: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionNicest Citizens: 20th in the regionSafest: 20th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Pacifist: 22nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 26th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 28th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionBest Weather: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 31st in the regionMost Developed: 32nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 37th in the regionMost Inclusive: 37th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 44th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 49th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 52nd in the regionLargest Populations: 52nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 54th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 57th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 73rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 85th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eloscape was endorsed by The Socialist Empire of Tsiamuns Velleniouss.
  • : Eloscape was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Eloscape, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
  • : Following new legislation in Eloscape, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in Eloscape, opening a bad email attachment can be a major felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Eloscape, the cancellation of "The Real Vixens of Eloscape City" has been described as a real blow for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Eloscape, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning.
  • : Eloscape endorsed The Youngling of Baobab-Bumbaria.
  • : Eloscape endorsed The Holy Empire of Tiracy.
  • : Eloscape endorsed The Holy Empire of Gertyx.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 130 » Junkielien, Gabingston, Havenwelle, Voxum Mortalum, Poquaoi, Raghallaigh, Yugarritia, Arvigiel, Katkasistan, Cortlandt Manor, Samuelstani, Akeland, Pirataria, Beriwen, Precisely Nothing, Almendron, Zakanda, United Kingdoms of Redania, Le Libertia, Mancheseva City, Gooblaria, Caleban, Free Rosabell, Paulotzia, Lethen, Polgaria, SETTLEMENT OF DREAMS, Arqhua, Mediocrea, Dat Countreh, Trackeendy, Brickfield, Acapais, Emastalia, The Eurasian Revolution Front, The Lost Men, Caffeinated, Reformed Just Shapes and Beats, Nivgrad, Koroniti, Kingdom of Stargard, West Wirral, Scaletta, Bursken, Algazzio, Royal Alchemia, Barcelona and Girona, Tarkovinia, P0ptr0pica, Ganud, and 80 others.Geektopia, Deliber, Poulton-with-Fearnhead, Dark Edgyness, Tital Mania, Prov, Greatnessity City, The Zombay, New Mercia and Helena, Estingberg, Cato2, Turpotia, Astrellan, Pland Adanna, Gemeinschaftsland, Stefoland, Land of Bobtopia, Freelandy, Old Aweic Wirs, Myotatunto, Gallotts world, Spartacistan, PoopFartings, United-Marrshmallows, Konaseema, The Honorable Society of Philocubism, Civilized Romanians, Valdion, Skyhawk Clan, Lastoina, Thaumania, Qataar, The Tugboat Complex, Moryazvia, Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth, Siburian, Freeeee, Libertatem Omnibus, Westlechland, Nairatania, Cutias, Zecklandia, Enuroland, Korektonon, Bigbonia, Cultursus, New Mountain States of Turkey, Eastern Imperial Eth Ands, Unidoria, Selgary, Sancta Maria Mater Ecclesia, Fokht, The Militarist States of America, South Parter, The duck republic, Ludovicia, Thice Frostalt, Murden, Kurvix, Paxlond, Serene City, Maowi, Saturnia Tellus, Ambaskow, Votokia, Aevana, Nilao, The Three States, Penlopa, Northeastern Italian, Purple Ruthenia, Primorye Oblast, Turkesbenizstan, Scarlington, Malevos, Tiracy, Baobab-Bumbaria, Gertyx, Phil N Spencer Canning Corporation, and Tsiamuns Velleniouss.