The Empire of Vicoria is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.689 billion Vicorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Vicorian economy, worth 637 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 172,825 marks, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, international trade can be a pain to deal with, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code, and deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vicoria's national animal is the Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vicoria is ranked 327,130^th in the world and 1,387^th in Europeia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 11.02 on the Kitten Softness Rating.