The Commonwealth of Kejester is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 696 million Kejesterians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keljest City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The powerhouse Kejesterian economy, worth 60.1 trillion Kejsas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is 86,292 Kejsas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 302,249 per year while the poor average 17,888, a ratio of 16.9 to 1.

Protestors are soaking piles of Kejsas in blood to make a point about government incomes, all screens are equal but some are more equal than others, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, and cigarettes are dead-cheap. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kejester's national animal is the Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Kejester is ranked 89,589^th in the world and 312^th in Europeia for Most Influential, scoring 809 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.