The Commonwealth of Kejester is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Visionary with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.048 billion Kejesterians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keljest City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The powerhouse Kejesterian economy, worth 92.8 trillion Kejsas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 88,521 Kejsas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 331,768 per year while the poor average 16,515, a ratio of 20.1 to 1.

Rare ecosystems are being ground into profit at a record pace, Grand Visionary has just been declared ruler of Kejester in an international press conference, dessert dishes make up the Kejesterian breakfast menu, and state-run museums boast about their anti-Kejesterian art collections. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Kejester's national animal is the Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Kejester is ranked 313,973^rd in the world and 1,383^rd in Europeia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -7.07 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.