The Federal Republic of Clialaad is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fomonc Eithvar Smid with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.008 billion Clial hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tayadrinonch. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Clialic economy, worth a remarkable 4,207 trillion Shehilics a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 233,642 Shehilics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, Clialic doors require a Ph.D. to open, and political spontaneity takes a lot of planning. Crime is totally unknown. Clialaad's national animal is the Wulno, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Clialaad is ranked 26,712^th in the world and 253^rd in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.77 law-abiding acts per hour.