The Holy Empire of Kylenise is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, devout population of 309 million Kyleniseans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TheCity of the GreatDictator of Kylenise. The average income tax rate is 44.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Kylenisean economy, worth 16.1 trillion кялэн долларьs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,964 кялэн долларьs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Courtrooms can be a little sketchy, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, it's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kylenise's national animal is the British Shorthair Blue Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kylenise is ranked 271,600^th in the world and 1,314^th in Europeia for Most Secular, with 10.99 Atheism Rate.