The Democratic States of Stevania is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by The President of Stevania with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 873 million Stevanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ninoy Aquino City. The average income tax rate is 42.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Stevanian economy, worth 55.6 trillion Peseuros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,668 Peseuros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stevania's national animal is the Blue Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Stevania is ranked 107,387^th in the world and 533^rd in Europeia for Most Developed, scoring 60.22 on the Human Development Index.