The Constitutional Monarchy of Lasfritas is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Lasfritas the 1st with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.024 billion Lasfritasians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlll. The average income tax rate is 54.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Lasfritasian economy, worth 71.2 trillion LasPounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 69,524 LasPounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lasfritasians visiting rural Southern Swan Village can get their driving records clean for a small fee, diplomatic cables about King Lasfritas the 1st have suddenly been very flattering, it's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university, and students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lasfritas's national animal is the Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Octopus.

Lasfritas is ranked 245,437^th in the world and 1,245^th in Europeia for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.