The Democratic Republic of Louck Volligemonarytopia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Speaker of Volligemonarytopian House with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.09 billion Louck Volligemonarytopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dove Citidal. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Louck Volligemonarytopian economy, worth 558 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 180,857 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests, employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, and foreign football clubs wave the Louck Volligemonarytopian flag before every game. Crime is totally unknown. Louck Volligemonarytopia's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Religious Freedom and State Agnosticism.

Louck Volligemonarytopia is ranked 18,147^th in the world and 79^th in Europeia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,501.06 on the Gilded Widget Scale.