The Democratic Republic of Louck Volligemonarytopia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Speaker of Volligemonarytopian House with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.14 billion Louck Volligemonarytopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dove Citidal. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Louck Volligemonarytopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,962 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 241,036 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Civil servants refuse to enforce government regulations for fear of wider economic impact, consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements, and the once prosperous capital is in utter decline. Crime is totally unknown. Louck Volligemonarytopia's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Louck Volligemonarytopia is ranked 1,636^th in the world and 14^th in Europeia for Most Cultured, scoring 292 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.