The Democratic Federal Republic of Cynthea is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vlada Roslyakova with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 3.627 billion Cyntheasus enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charmine. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cynths economy, worth 433 trillion Aurelian Rubles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,392 Aurelian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The world outside is only known of in folklore, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cynthea's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aphrodite - Eros Greek Paganism.

Cynthea is ranked 274,212^th in the world and 1,115^th in Europeia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 37.37 on the Kitten Softness Rating.