The 6mg Confederation of Zynland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Valko Nuuska with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.189 billion Zyns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helzynki. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.

The all-consuming Zynish economy, worth 131 trillion Pouches a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 110,164 Pouches, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 576,684 per year while the poor average 11,290, a ratio of 51.1 to 1.

Directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Helzynki as a backdrop, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity, and economics is a shrinking field. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zynland's national animal is the Zynish Beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zynland is ranked 79,299^th in the world and 400^th in Europeia for Most Developed, scoring 67.64 on the Human Development Index.