The 6mg Confederation of Zynland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Valko Nuuska with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.05 billion Zyns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helzynki. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.

The all-consuming Zynish economy, worth 114 trillion Pouches a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 109,201 Pouches, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 574,335 per year while the poor average 11,083, a ratio of 51.8 to 1.

Companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and claims adjusters are uselessly vague. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zynland's national animal is the Zynish Beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zynland is ranked 181,854^th in the world and 774^th in Europeia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 753.01 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.