The Holy Empire of JGlenn is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by JGlenn with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 3.129 billion JGlennians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of JGlenn City. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The JGlennian economy, worth 206 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 66,117 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, government expenses are beyond compare, the death penalty has been reintroduced, and elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JGlenn's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

JGlenn is ranked 90,136^th in the world and 380^th in Europeia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,252.5 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.