The Civil Warzone of Knights of LUSITANIA is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, triple-decker prams, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.985 billion Lusitanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 93.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Lusitanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,251 trillion Escudoes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 262,796 Escudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Babysitters are a thing of the past, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Knights of LUSITANIA City's playgrounds, and the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Knights of LUSITANIA's national animal is the catgirl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is New Eucharist.

Knights of LUSITANIA is ranked 11,194^th in the world and 30^th in Fifth Empire for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,076.34 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.