The Grand Directorate of Minjiang is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chairman Yan with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.931 billion Minjo are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Huangtai. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Minjo economy, worth 137 trillion Qims a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 71,298 Qims, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Domestic cruise ships fly the Minjo flag out of fear of being blown up, structures are raised on promises, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity, and death is nobody's business. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minjiang's national animal is the Jutzo Dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Worship of the State.

Minjiang is ranked 31,118^th in the world and 79^th in Fifth Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.81 law-abiding acts per hour.