The Svssvs Impostvrqve Rizzmanvs of Rizzman Empire is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Gaivs Cenaticvs with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.927 billion sigmas are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Detroit. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The powerhouse Rizzman economy, worth 216 trillion Robuxes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 73,836 Robuxes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 346,641 per year while the poor average 9,367, a ratio of 37.0 to 1.

Citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Rizzman Empire at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging, fan-made edits of old films have seen a sudden jump in quality, and the weather in Detroit is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'. Crime is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Rizzman Empire's national animal is the Skibidi Toilet, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Skibidism.

Rizzman Empire is ranked 320,329^th in the world and 229^th in Fifth Empire for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -149.25 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.