The Rēgdom of E s t r u s is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Rēga Estrusas Frīda Aurēlia I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.511 billion Estrusians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rūnava. The average income tax rate is 52.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Estrusian economy, worth 857 trillion estrusē kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,677 estrusē kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them, today's secret ingredients are blood, sweat, and tears, and the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. E s t r u s's national animal is the pine marten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coming soon.

E s t r u s is ranked 23,344^th in the world and 69^th in Fifth Empire for Highest Average Incomes, with 155,677.77 Standard Monetary Units.