The Kingdom of Themision is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 380 million Themitias are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Splendorus. The average income tax rate is 39.5%.

The strong Themisionian economy, worth 20.6 trillion sand dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,226 sand dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, Themision has designated Splendorus as its capital city, and running a hot dog stand is harder than achieving a doctorate. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Themision's national animal is the Sandhill Crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Themision is ranked 180,392^nd in the world and 208^th in Fifth Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.43 law-abiding acts per hour.