The National Meritocratic State of New Fildea is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Michael Hartz with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.546 billion Neofildeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newbein. The average income tax rate is 72.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Neofildean economy, worth 253 trillion mances a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,885 mances, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Snap elections are called over every minor impasse, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, rumor has it that Michael Hartz has won three lotteries in a row, and it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Fildea's national animal is the Blonde Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianism.

New Fildea is ranked 193,977^th in the world and 44^th in Fifth Empire for Most Politically Free, scoring 47.24 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.