The Socialist Dictatorship of Authoritaritan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Inexiveti with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, otherworldly petting zoo, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.592 billion Authoritarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nacht. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Authoritarian economy, worth 192 trillion Micro-Chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Retail, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,083 Micro-Chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, children are strong-armed by police into eating their greens, drive-by spoilers are an increasingly common crime, and baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Authoritaritan's national animal is the Entity of Mars, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Authoritaritan is ranked 44,710^th in the world and 94^th in Fifth Empire for Highest Average Incomes, with 121,083.7 Standard Monetary Units.