The Enclave of Gray Army is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Sturnn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 46.396 billion Gray Armyites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crassus. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Gray Armyian economy, worth an astonishing 10,662 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 229,808 Imperial Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Exterminators swarm Gray Armyian homes, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs, and diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gray Army's national animal is the Gorog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gray Army is ranked 1,035^th in the world and 7^th in Fifth Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 162.4 law-abiding acts per hour.