Largest Information Technology Sector: 23rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25thHighest Poor Incomes: 29th
The Nomadic Legion of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Avur Elohim, memshala, gam kavod!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Cruciland

Population14.7 billion

CapitalKokhavkiryah
LeaderKeysar David Aryelev
FaithHistorical Christianity

CurrencyNiquda
Animalsabertoothed cheetah

The Nomadic Legion of Cruciland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Keysar David Aryelev with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.7 billion Crucilandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kokhavkiryah. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Crucilandian economy, worth an astonishing 10,757 trillion Niqudas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 731,809 Niqudas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of sabertoothed cheetahs and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, and the government is cracking down on subversive groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cruciland's national animal is the sabertoothed cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Historical Christianity.

Cruciland is ranked 206,705th in the world and 26th in Fifth Empire for Fattest Citizens, with 0.99 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 23rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25thHighest Poor Incomes: 29thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30thLargest Black Market: 57thHighest Average Incomes: 60thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 64thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 83rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 94thMost Scientifically Advanced: 131stMost Corrupt Governments: 150thMost Devout: 159thMost Subsidized Industry: 164thMost Developed: 168thMost Efficient Economies: 188thLongest Average Lifespans: 190thLargest Governments: 195thLowest Crime Rates: 196thMost Advanced Public Education: 220thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 227thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 246thSmartest Citizens: 262ndMost Armed: 309thHighest Average Tax Rates: 340thHighest Economic Output: 359thHealthiest Citizens: 389thLargest Insurance Industry: 447thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,328thLargest Mining Sector: 1,349thMost Cultured: 1,644thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,691stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,791stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,941stTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,140thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,261stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,142ndRudest Citizens: 3,599thLargest Retail Industry: 4,270thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,357thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 11,615thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,073rdLargest Populations: 14,322ndMost Conservative: 16,417th
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cruciland, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Cruciland, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Cruciland, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police.
  • : Following new legislation in Cruciland, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of sabertoothed cheetahs and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.
  • : Cruciland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Wallenburg".
  • : Cruciland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Wartime Journalism Protection Act"".
  • : Cruciland endorsed The Nordic Fenno-Fascist Empire of Atsuria.
  • : Cruciland was endorsed by The Republica Nacional Fascista of Brazika.
  • : Following new legislation in Cruciland, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in Cruciland, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.

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