The Nomadic Legion of Cruciland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Keysar David Aryelev with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.833 billion Crucilandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kokhavkiryah. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Crucilandian economy, worth an astonishing 29,080 trillion Niqudas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 1,044,835 Niqudas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, and at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Keysar David Aryelev's wardrobe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cruciland's national animal is the sabertoothed cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Historical Christianity.

Cruciland is ranked 9,389^th in the world and 7^th in Fifth Empire for Largest Populations, with 27.8 billion capita.