Largest Agricultural Sector: 525thHighest Poor Incomes: 588thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 981st
The Eminent Bakery of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Freedom is overrated, have a Crumpet
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Crumpetopia

Population8.148 billion

CapitalNew London
LeaderHC Gabriel Lancaster
FaithChurch of the Baker

CurrencyCrumpet
AnimalEternal Anglo

The Eminent Bakery of Crumpetopia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by HC Gabriel Lancaster with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, infamous sell-swords, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 8.148 billion Crumpetopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New London. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Crumpetopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,140 trillion Crumpets a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 385,397 Crumpets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national security service are a bunch of crooks, HC Gabriel Lancaster has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity, several inches are being added to first class seating, and a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crumpetopia's national animal is the Eternal Anglo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Baker.

Crumpetopia is ranked 981st in the world and 20th in Fifth Empire for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 28,612.57 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 525thHighest Poor Incomes: 588thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 981stLargest Information Technology Sector: 999thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,095thMost Efficient Economies: 1,237thHighest Average Incomes: 1,318thLargest Governments: 1,376thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,411thMost Developed: 1,430thMost Influential: 1,503rdMost Cultured: 1,506thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,616thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,618thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,621stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,625thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,644thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,675thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,687thSmartest Citizens: 1,806thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,884thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,196thMost Patriotic: 2,293rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,619thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,633rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,748thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,784thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,095thBest Weather: 3,214thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,249thHealthiest Citizens: 3,781stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,811thMost Devout: 4,056thLargest Black Market: 4,128thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,875thHighest Food Quality: 6,006thHighest Economic Output: 8,840thMost Armed: 8,993rdRudest Citizens: 9,691stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,431stMost Income Equality: 14,781stTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,870thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,193rd
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 15th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionMost Patriotic: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionMost Income Equality: 21st in the regionMost Devout: 24th in the region

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