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| Population | 15.105 billion |
| Capital | Shandl3ysiyah |
| Leader | Purification Junta |
| Faith | Islamo-Christian Morals |
| Currency | gold mia |
| Animal | cow |
The Purification Army of Mialof is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Purification Junta with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, sprawling nuclear power plants, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 15.105 billion Mialofians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shandl3ysiyah. The average income tax rate is 33.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Mialofian economy, worth a remarkable 1,876 trillion gold mias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 124,242 gold mias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Gay couples who hold hands are forced into unbreakable bonds, billions of gold mias are being blown on orbital weapons development, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, and scientists are terrified of fabulous new breakthroughs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mialof's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islamo-Christian Morals.
Mialof is ranked 41,793rd in the world and 85th in Fifth Empire for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 206.2 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
Endorsements Received: 37 » 
Knights of LUSITANIA, 
Crumpetopia, 
Gray Army, 
Imperium Corporativum Romanum, 
LVK212, 
Thorstonia, 
Drachen, 
Milkzorzistan, 
Chernistiv, 
United Eurosiberia, 
The Iron Stars, 
Convaria, 
Chalybea, 
Owonyaania, 
Far Andainarics, 
The Bolivian Socialist Falange, 
Rizzman Empire, 
New Fildea, 
Hymperia, 
Rhoboeria, 
Tasman Empire, 
Dixie Florida, 
The Agarthans, 
Gilgal, 
Chastonia, 
Mattirisa, 
Cartiga, 
Melimolac, 
Novele Anjou, 
T0rtvga, 
Minjiang, 
Ynglingasaga, 
Malotihuacan, 
Neu Arbuckle, 
Genocidal, 
E s t r u s, and 
Ichirokuhachi.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Mialof was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and the Top 10% for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Mialof was endorsed by The Kingdom of Ichirokuhachi.
- : Mialof was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in Mialof, scientists are terrified of fabulous new breakthroughs.
- : Following new legislation in Mialof, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
- : Following new legislation in Mialof, billions of gold mias are being blown on orbital weapons development.
- : Mialof lodged a message on the Fifth Empire Regional Message Board.
- : Mialof changed its national capital to "Shandl3ysiyah", its leader to "Purification Junta", its motto to "All in for God.", and its nation type to "Purification Army".
- : Mialof lodged a message on the Fifth Empire Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Mialof, gay couples who hold hands are forced into unbreakable bonds.