The Confederate State of Dixie Florida is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by President Miller Governor with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.508 billion Dixie-Floridians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tampa. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Dixie-Floridian economy, worth a remarkable 9,726 trillion Pedals a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 498,572 Pedals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, sweat stains are proof of political acumen, and the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dixie Florida's national animal is the Floridian Alligator, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Southern Baptist Church.

Dixie Florida is ranked 4,833^rd in the world and 16^th in Fifth Empire for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 8,419.69 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.