The Cathederate State of Dixie Florida is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Miller Governor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.698 billion Dixie-Floridians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tampa. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Dixie-Floridian economy, worth a remarkable 9,991 trillion Pedals a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 507,233 Pedals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees, the Dixie-Floridian football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel, and money grows on trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dixie Florida's national animal is the Floridian Alligator, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Southern Baptist Church.

Dixie Florida is ranked 681^st in the world and 4^th in Fifth Empire for Highest Average Incomes, with 507,233.59 Standard Monetary Units.