The Kingdom of Mallaynn is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 568 million Mallaynnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Ravenna. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.9%.

The thriving Mallaynnian economy, worth 52.9 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,065 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

It is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, nobody likes bad boys any more, visions of giant pink Eagles are a common side effect after Mallaynnians eat their meals, and napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mallaynn's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Mallaynn is ranked 73,556^th in the world and 123^rd in Fifth Empire for Highest Average Incomes, with 93,065.15 Standard Monetary Units.