The Kingdom of Far Andainarics is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alejandro Paximos with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.423 billion Far Andainaricsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad del Andanair. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Far Andainaricsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,562 trillion Reais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 288,196 Reais, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Retirees make up the bulk of foreign students, hospitals scramble for new disinfectants following a ban on rubbing alcohol, children often kick Bears for amusement, and mathematicians are hated by children across the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Far Andainarics's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Catholicism.

Far Andainarics is ranked 197,873^rd in the world and 155^th in Fifth Empire for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 491.15 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.