The Kingdom of Vonstania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Albert I with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 2.371 billion Vonstanians are prohibited from doing almost everything but make sure no one in government gets away with anything either.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vonstalva. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vonstanian economy, worth 429 trillion crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 181,041 crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, and Vonstania has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vonstania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Vonstania is ranked 12,853^rd in the world and 19^th in Fifth Empire for Safest, scoring 117.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.