The Commonwealth of Cha Hetstopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Hetstopia with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.961 billion Hetstopian are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Max Topia. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cha Hetstopian economy, worth 636 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,318 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The threat of economic apocalypse brings out the best in people, voters are one of the nation's top imports, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, and foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cha Hetstopia's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is roman catholicism.

Cha Hetstopia is ranked 19,599^th in the world and 62^nd in Fifth Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.21 law-abiding acts per hour.