The Star Empire of The Gregorach is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Cinaed Mac Grioghar with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.988 billion Clansmens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perth. The average income tax rate is 7.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gregorachian economy, worth a remarkable 5,261 trillion Gregorach pounds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 250,688 Gregorach pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government maintains that belief brings greater security than money or a roof, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, and sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Gregorach's national animal is the Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Church of the Gregorach.

The Gregorach is ranked 93,358^th in the world and 10^th in Lux Immortalem for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,570.95 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.